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Poop Machine - new baby recycled greetings card, congratulations

Poop Machine - new baby recycled greetings card, congratulations

Regular price £3.75 GBP
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NEWLY REVAMPED!! Still 100% recycled cardstock but with a new delicious, creamy, oaty fleck <3

To introduce your pals to the realities of parenthood, but, y'know, make it cute with a swirly sunshiney sky and some cute lil butterflies. Because nothing says "you're gonna be covered in the not nice bodily fluids for approx two years" like butterflies. 

A6 size (105x148mm), and accompanied by a recycled kraft brown envelope.

Saving the planet one sass-filled sentiment at a time.

Pick your send option - whether to you to DIY, or direct to your loved one with a message, and it'll be on its way the next business day if ordered before 2pm, and within two days if after.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR SENDING DIRECT: when you checkout...

  • hit the dropdown arrow under 'Ship to' 
  • select '+ Use a different address'
  • you can then add your recipient's address.
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